Here it is. The premiere of season 8 of Dancing with the Stars has arrived. The prelude to All-Stars is upon us! A well-danced and -produced premiere provides the fodder for surprises, excitement, judgement, betrayals, and so much more. Your Hosts and Judges want to talk about it all, so good luck following any sort of logic!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin