A Guide to Men by Helen Rowland audiobook. Genre: comedy A series of occasionally witty one-liners, poems and considerations on the subject of Men, Women and their Conjunction. By turns tender, bland, sexist (in both directions!) and funny. From the text: A man is like a park squirrel; if you fling your favors or your charms at his head he will never come up and eat out of your hand. Even Satan could find a woman to call him 'Dearie,' if he would simply tell her that all he needed was 'a beautiful woman's uplifting influence.' Every bride fancies that she married the original 'cave-man' until she tries to persuade him to go out and argue with the furniture-movers. For ad-free listening try our premium subscription Chapters (Approximate) (00:00:00) Chapter 01 (00:05:20) Chapter 02 (00:15:40) Chapter 03 (00:22:07) Chapter 04 (00:30:21) Chapter 05 (00:41:54) Chapter 06 (00:50:54) Chapter 07 (00:57:57) Chapter 08 (01:05:30) Chapter 09 (01:13:40) Chapter 10 (01:21:47) Chapter 11 (01:26:51) Chapter 12 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices