We're closing up the shop in the only way we know how… with a final excruciating Eurovision episode. We're joined by special guests to help slog through all the wonders and horrors of Europe's pop nightmare.

Guests include:

River (@river_is_nice)

Zach Langley Chi Chi (@asukahomo)

Jack TPN (@lotus__point)

Mila (@milaghorayeb)

Anna K. (@annakhachiyan)

Nick & Cris from Thot Topics (@VlRTUALBOY and @youre2basic)

Christian

Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald)

Pericles Abbasi (@ElectionLegal)

Tom Ballard (@TomCBallard)