In which our heroes purchase a property, have some trouble with teens, and decide they need to employ some good old fashioned scare tactics as Jackson pitches a haunted property. We discuss the thoughts of crackheads, teach security guards spook-skills, and wonder if threatening someone is a crime when it obviously is. Jackson doesn't quite know what he's pitching, Dad shares his opinions on country museums, and Ryder just wants to eat some delicious chips without being disturbed. So jump in the Mystery Machine, grab your Scooby Snacks, and experience a business based almost entirely on the premise of Scooby Doo. It's just good business!Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start spook-ifying your place of home or business.

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