In this episode I ponder what it might be like if the country split in two to become the Blue States of America and the Red States of America. Tensions between the two America's continue to ratchet up as we are seeing in the state of Minnesota. Will things calm down or are we destined to have a second Civil War? I propose a peaceful solution to our current dilemma.

There's also a truckload of headlines that deal with masturbating transgenders, Nicolas Maduro, a rampaging monkey, the Loch Ness monster, a well-hung offensive lineman, and much much more. Enjoy!