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BTW, Homestar Runner appears in this episode to convince my brother Jeff to man up and treat my parents with respect. It may seem embarrassing, but if you are a parent and you have a child who does this exact same thing, give this podcast out to them. Trust me. It'll work. 

Also a sweet 13th birthday to him! |:) (There, Jeff. Are you happy now???)