Doc wants to overthrow the reptilian master race. California wants to give everyone the gift and the curse of the internet. Then Doc and Zig talk with Mark Nestico about Magic finance in a broader perspective, erotic fan fiction, the future of the game, and the "Nostalgia Bubble." Ziggy might have the best "Russia or Florida" to date. Doc explains why the bar is so low for being an ally. Ziggy explains exactly why the new Fire Emblems suck.