Her majesty the Queen has decided that for her next birthday, she wants to referee a football match. So today, the national teams of England and Germany prepare themselves in Wembley Stadium, eagerly watched by football enthusiasts and royalists alike. The whistle is blown, and the game is about to start. But what’s this? The Queen wasn’t able to get the Royal Football down from the roof of Buckingham Palace after Prince Harry kicked it up there? Yes, that’s right and our teams have been enlisted to go and fetch it. What an honour!