On the back of their numerous, increasingly controversial location-specific specials. The ‘Top Gear’ team are heading to delightful Canada for a country wide race. However, they’ve realised it’s far too polite a country to mine out any real controversy, and now the producers are breathing down their neck with the threat of cancellation. So we’re off to the test track in Surrey; as Jeremy Clarkson has gone insane and desperate to make headlines (fearing his career is on the line) has threatened to break into Celine Dion’s house and punch her favorite pet moose in the face!