Jake and Taija continue their discussion of The Real Housewives of Miami Season 4 reboot, covering the specter of the gay husband, Larsa Pippen’s donk metaphysics, the plastic surgeon husband as modern Pygmalion, and a spin through the Le Carréesque world Julia Lemigova (before she met any Haitian morticians).

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