What do you get when you mix a Midlife Mojito, Michigan humidity, and two former Bravo bros playing cover songs? A sweaty, hilarious, and delightfully chaotic episode of Empty Nest Happy Hour.

This week, Danielle recaps her night with producer Aunt Lizzy and the infamous Tom & Tom (Schwartz and Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules)—including a meet-and-greet, a VIP area that wasn’t so VIP, and photo ops worthy of a Bravo-mom scrapbook.

Then it’s on to deeper empty nest realness, like how Venmo has replaced the care package as a modern parenting love language, and the generational divide over drawer money and carrying actual cash.