In this episode, Darwin and Cat return to a time when McDonald’s was a special treat, fries were sacred, and the glowing Golden Arches promised perfection. But it wasn’t all magical. From terrifying playground equipment and forgotten mascots to failed menu items, corporate weirdness, and a deeply uncomfortable McNugget sex talk, Darwin and Cat unpack how McDonald’s shaped their childhoods – and quietly reshaped America itself. Get ready for creepy rides, off-putting statues, jazz-club delusions, and the homogenization of the American highway. Welcome aboard the Garbage Barge.