In this transitional announcement, Craig Chapman discusses the necessity of intentional stillness and the structural integrity of a quiet departure after observing a puddle’s successful evaporation.

Craig explains that he is stepping away from the microphone to recalibrate his internal levels and address a persistent digestive biscuit crumb on his desk; however, due to the importance of accuracy and structural stability, we cannot provide a specific return date at this time.

Please be assured the show will resume as soon as is functionally possible with our deep dive into The History of the Corrugated Cardboard Box, featuring Victorian hat liners and the accidental genius of Robert Gair.

In the meantime, the digital hub at www.nowthatsnotaveryinterestingpodcast.co.uk will remain in its optimal, low-energy state, and listeners are encouraged to engage in low-impact activities, such as reorganizing a junk drawer by weight, until we return.

See you all soon!