"Oh, put it away," said Alice. "We both know you're not going to shoot me. And it wouldn't hurt me if you did. I do this because I'm Eris, the Greek Goddess of Discord. I destroy peace. I set people against each other. Then, when their petty fights destroy everything they've worked for, I stand over the ruins and laugh. It's my thing. Here. Have a golden apple."

This is a short story narrated by Matt Arnold with the permission of the author, Scott Alexander. The original text is here:

https://slatestarcodex.com/2017/02/27/a-modern-myth/