"But what happened to you? I talked to Ares the other day. He won two Medals of Honor, did you hear? Apollo's got tenure at Oxford. I'm the god of commerce and crime, so of course I've got a hedge fund. But you? What happened to you?"

This is a short story narrated by Matt Arnold with the permission of the author, Scott Alexander. The original text is here:

https://slatestarcodex.com/2017/02/27/a-modern-myth/