Today's Tell Me Something Good centers around an amazing little 76 year old lady who was brutally mugged at the Piggly Wiggly (coolest grocery store name, like EVER.) But she managed to hold out long enough for Good Samaritans to race to save her- by employing a really intense defense method. Also! Do you ever wonder if food manufacturers are just screwing with us with some of these "keep fresh" seals? Help!

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