Ever left the gas on? It was no big thing, right? Wrong! In this short story that reads more like a Beckett play, a diverse group of typecast roommates asks the question: if someone wants to die, should we let them? The year is 2009, which you’ll know because of the fact that iPhones are only reserved for corporate sellout assholes. Can iPhones read your heart rate (in 2009)? How many people do you need to kill to be a serial killer? How many days can you put something on eBay? Also...how do these people even know each other?!! It’s a little less Seinfeld and a little more Tommy Wiseau’s “The Neighbors.”

A few show notes:

My creepy former professor

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