Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Oh no! The clowns... The clowns… They are here... Oh wait. Never mind. It's just the old biddies, I think I can take them… And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door.

For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/