The Blind Rage Podcast kicks off Shitty Remakes Month with A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010), a lifeless reboot that somehow manages to make dreams boring. Gone is the dark humor, the surreal energy, and the iconic menace of Robert Englund. In their place: a washed-out color palette, joyless exposition, and a Freddy who sounds like he needs a throat lozenge more than revenge. It’s not scary, it’s not clever—it’s just tired.