The Best Thanksgiving Side Dish, The Eastham Turnip™, The Top Three Reasons for Thanksgiving Cooking, Visitors, Black Friday, Happy Hanukkah, SO SAD, Latkes, What people should know about Michael, And Giving Away Your Antiques before you’re stuck with them. Plus: Marshall’s does some stupid stuff, IT’S IN THE BIBLE, The Dalai Lama, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs and The Dawn Wall.

Also: Simon, Capital Improvements, Traveling, and a Perm the size of Texas.