Today was unreal.

Today was unreal.

I went to Alton Towers with my wife and two mates — and because of how we planned it, the park was basically empty. No queues. No chaos. Just non-stop rollercoasters and laughs from start to finish.

We hit all the big ones: The Smiler, Nemesis Reborn (twice), Oblivion, Thirteen, Galactica — even squeezed in a creepy surprise on Sub Terra and had the most unintentionally hilarious meal at the Rollercoaster Restaurant.

In this episode, I talk through the perfect ride order, how to pick the right day to visit, and what not to waste your time on.

Strap in, hands up — and let’s relive the day at Alton Towers