Episode 34 - Welcome to the end of Season One, folks. After ending a *relationship with someone I had been dating for a couple months, I did what any normal woman would do, I immediately called my girlfriend to vent. This is that phone call. 

*It was never official or anything so I use the term relationship loosely. 

Don't worry, we'll dive into what the fuck to call dating, relationships, and basic human interaction in Season Two, because I can hardly keep up with the terminology.