as the world turns dark, turn your face to the light and listen too your two favourite bum chums as they filter the wheat from the chaff and serve up totally accurate, unbiased opinions and good quality life advice.

highlights include:

• ​pledging formal allegiance to the CCCP and the chinese premier, Xi Xingping.
• ​in-depth analysis of spanish reality tv and the linen industry
• ​voice note to Paul.