🦃 Thanksgiving Post-Game: We recap our holiday highlights, emotional damage, and which side dishes carried harder than some NFL players this week.

🏈 The Hot List: Week Whatever We’re In: The performances that had us screaming, spiraling, or adjusting our fantasy lineup in real time. Some boys were HIM. Some were NOTTT even close.

📺 Screen Time Report: A passionate sermon on why Severance will consume your life… and why Sabrina Carpenter’s tour is our Roman Empire.

🔥 College Football Chaos: Rivalry Week has entered the chat. Flags were thrown, egos were bruised, and whole fanbases need prayer.

💔 The Danish Deceptor (Still) Deceiving: The saga continues with new lies and zero personal growth. At this point, it’s a weekly case study.

😤 Player Behavior Debrief: NFL stars behaving like they’re auditioning for reality TV.

🔮 Week 14 Predictions: Extremely confident takes that will either age like fine wine… or like milk in the sun.

🤣 Quote of the Week: A Shedeur Sanders moment so unserious we had to close the episode on it.