As our nation's greatest minds come together at CPAC to address the country's problem with guns (specifically that not enough teachers are armed with them), the gang solves a problem of their own by launching an educational program, welcoming the inaugural Cash 4 Carnage Interns as we study: Human Sexuality 101 (the emerging fetish of Canuckolding), Advanced Herpetology (the parable of breastfeeding snakes from El Salvador) and the Theological studies (the enlightenment of DJTJ). All this AND a BIG TIME LEAK OF THE WEEK!