In this seasonal special, Bunsen shares a tale of ritual festive drudgery that makes her wonder how she ever believed in Santa, Caroline reveals the mayhem, medication and meats that usually feature as disparate factions of her family come together for a yuletide feast, and Victoria lifts the lid on Christmas Day so diabolical that she hasn’t been able to speak about it for decades - until now. 

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