Episode 136: A STINKING Suspicion

Hey! Ho! Let’s GO! Whiparound time, baby, let’s DO THIS!

Act 1: You are to report to Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre, stat! There you will be debriefed regarding the matter of some reeking luggage ruining a teen TikTok experience in the goriest of ways. FALL OUT!

ACT 2: Your orders are as follows: march, double-time, to Dr. Phil La Porta’s SCIENCE! outpost, where you will be stationed under his command. Your primary task is to reconnoiter the situation he is overseeing regarding enemy troops (read: IDIOTS) and the science behind their peculiar tactics, i.e. idiots be idioting. Move, move, move!

IN ADDITION, you will all report in your dress greens to participate in A NEW GAME! Attendance and enjoyment are each MANDATORY.

Per previous orders you WILL also report to the mess hall at chow time for Three for the Road, the Covidiot of the Week, Trainwreck Headlines, and MORE! Alright, you’ve got your orders and you know the drill: rear-holes and elbows, people, let’s GO!

SOUND OFF!

I don’t know but I’ve been told…the WHIPAROUND POD WILL NEVER GET OLD!

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TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, Seattle, murder, luggage, TikTok, mystery, Covid, idiot, masks, stupidity

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***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**