"There are two things you should know when facing down a leopard.

One: Don't run.

Two: Don't run.

And three, which I know I didn't mention earlier, but am going to list anyway because facing down a leopard does strange things to structured thoughts: don't think of that crazy friend of yours who calls leopards "Leo (after that Titanic heartthrob) - pard (you know, like padre)," as though he's been on first name basis with these dark-spotted, sandy-haired, long-tailed and entirely too-sharp-clawed animals since they were in diapers."

-Pallavi Rao

Short prose and bad jokes from the inimitable Pallavi Rao. Read by the superlative Ceris Aston and hosted by [insert adjective here] Annie Rutherford.

Oh, and we have orange mints. Music courtesy of Gurdenark.