Gym is no place for someone afraid of baseballs, soccer balls, basketballs... you get the idea. And Kelsey is deathly afraid of all of them. So she comes up with a scheme to get out of gym... forever. But it's a scheme that will leave her itching to get back in.

A terrible, rotten, no good way to get out of gym class forever

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Ethan shares the story of his bootlegging family and Olivia tells us about the world of underground jelly wrestling.

I just found out my great grandparents were bootleggers

Ethan shares the story of going to extreme lengths to find his cat and Leslie tells us why Canadian border guards call her the Porcupine Lady.

Did I break the law trying to get my cat back?

David Wolf shares his story of rising in the military after he volunteered for Vietnam - and why he turned down a big opportunity. Ethan talks about how the war on terror was his entry point into punk music.

How 9/11 got me into punk rock

That noise in the woods might just be snow falling... but it could also be Bigfoot. Bob and Ethan share their stories about camping.

I don't want to get eaten by Bigfoot

Mary and Ethan both share stories this week about being visited by people who have died.

A terrible, rotten, no good way to get out of gym class forever

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