"It's just the bored scribblings of a teenager."

A Thousand Words reviews Ancient Egyptian porn! If that doesn't get your motor revving, then wait til you hear Jessica, Ron, and Stan describe the many sexual misadventures of Roderick and Vanessa as well as:

- Developing a new Scientific Method

- Discuss the Ancient Egyptian love of Cheers

- Puzzle out how God impregnated Mary

Also, be sure to click on the Thousand Words logo on this episode to access a link to the artwork.