Scott turned 40 the other day! His girl got him a massage plus some time in a sensory deprivation tank and Scott wants you to know how it feels. Have you ever been in one before? Mike was in the Dead Sea once. The local high school in Luke's neighborhood had a bizarre pushing episode happen. Mike totally blew it on picking up a friend from the airport last week. Have you ever left somebody at the airport? Mistakes will happen and Scott wants to know how often we can get a pass for not meeting obligations. Every 400? We have your emails and emailer Brian sent us a historic dump preserved for all time. Mike was sure he had taken a bigger dump than the preserved poo and he tells the story of the greatest poop ever passed. It's a tiny window into childbirth. Danny's email questions get into our favorite actors, favorite type of squirrel and a request for a triumphant return of Scott's Plan. Elon Musk bought Twitter and somehow it's all about Donald Trump. Finally, Mike Tyson took a swing at some douche on an airplane. This week it's Worker's Song by Dropkick Murphys. If any of this nonsense inspires you, please email the show at [email protected]

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