Was the star of Bethlehem a supernova? What raunchy pagan festivals did Christianity co-opt for Jesus' birthday? How many butchered children did Saint Nick resurrect, and who was St Nick's demonic sidekick? Is Santa Claus just Odin One-Eye rebranded? Also, tragic reindeer death! Watch out deipnophobes - it's the Christmas episode of Caustic Soda!

Music: John Kirby & His Orchestra "Bounce of the Sugar Plum Fairies"

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Movies

Bad Santa

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Toren: 9/10

Joe: 8/10

Kevin: 6/10

It's A Wonderful Life

Toren: 7/10

Joe: 7/10

Kevin: 2/10

Scrooged

Toren: 6/10

Joe: 8/10

Kevin: 5/10

Gremlins

Toren: 6/10

Joe: 6/10

Kevin: 7/10

Die Hard

Toren: 7/10

Joe: 9/10

Kevin: 9/10

Elf

Toren: 7/10

Joe: 7/10

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey version)

Joe: 6/10

Kevin: 8/10

The Santa Clause

Kevin: 6/10