Ep 162 - A Very Painful Christmas, Santa’s Golden Shower & Grandma Called Me a Prostitute

It’s our holiday 2020 special! A listener elf tells us what it’s like to deal with total idiots while helping take Santa photos. Another Squeem tells us a nightmarish Christmas tale about her husband and a major injury that happened in the stupidest way ever! And lots more holiday hilarity! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email [email protected] or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends! Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.