Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, a goose showing up and  stealing their car keys was certainly unfortunate. However, I’m sure  they won’t have too much trouble with Patron made npc though. Once they  get that problem solved, they just have to go back, pick up Father  Bierce without doing something stupid like...running him over or  something. Then they just need to head back to the church without doing  something stupid like...driving the car into the bay or something. I’m  sure it will all work out though. What is the deal with this damned  goose? What do those colorful cylinders in the asylum do? Is time travel  possible? Where is that stupid pizza? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshiping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!  A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!  Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review  over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it!  Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of  those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to  find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever  be in your favor!  Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)  Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up  Network  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads  Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge,  r/choosingbeggars and more.