Fabian frontman Keir Starmer lands in a Diet Coke jacuzzi with the Tangerine Tycoon. Trump calls him a wolf in pigs blankets; Starmer blushes and reaches for a sausage. Trade talks melt into cheese-based construction, fentanyl darts and mutual humiliation.Pathetic News asks: is this the end of the rules-based order, lunch–or what?Join the UK Column community: https://community.ukcolumn.org/