In 2012, Sarcastic Voyage ran the first of what would be one of our favorite running sketches: Mysteries of the Unexplained, a Coast-to-Coast AM-style conspiracy show with an increasingly bizarre procession of callers and an even more bizarre host, Aaron Faucet. Here, for the first time, is a 90-minute supercut of every call Aaron received in those sketches. It's kind of what we imagine a single episode of his show would be like if you actually listened to the entire thing from start to finish.