Aaron the former Google / Obama / Uber and future Nielsen employee on wedding gifts, how McDonald’s and General Motors are in, Chipotle is out, and whether you need an Apple burner phone

1:40 Monday scaries > Sunday scaries

1:50 Aaron spends a year writing wedding thank you notes. Except I got mine in a week.

3:30 PSA: Send cold hard cash for weddings. $$$

5:00 Venmo your wedding gifts. Sup Venmo. Wanna sponsor us?

7:05 Armageddon =  best movie of all time

7:30 Returning wedding gifts is a pain in the ass

8:10 Neil’s master wedding plan = hold the open bar hostage until the guests venmo him gifts

9:05 Aaron apologizes for using the word “handicapping” on his last podcast

9:20 Neil discusses “liberal” words

10:50 McDonald’s is in, earnings are out and it’s super-profitable. Neil predicted it.

15:00 Chipotle is OUT! Aaron inappropriately uses the word queso.

16:20 Chiptole earnings are down. The stock is down 10%+. Still priced at 60x earnings.

17:20 Why do people hate pesticides? WTF

22:15 Ricky and Morty’s szechuan sauce at Mcdonald’s.

23:20 General Motors is BACK! Stock went from $30 to $45. Was 6x earnings at $30.

24:30 Aaron: GM is the insider. They were well positioned to succeed. They get the tech.

25:15 Bacardi 151 is the best college drink. Low carb, high impact.

26:00 Aaron discusses a past project where he installed new, mobile POS systems in restaurants to do away with receipts

28:00 Aaron gets political with the NRA (National Restaraunt Association)

31:00 Neil looked at and invested in an auto seat maker (Adient)

31:55 Aaron talks about the new Apple iPhones.

33:00 Dongle talk. Cover your kids’ ears.

34:00 DOUBLE DONGLE!!!!

34:30 Just replace your iPhone battery for $80. It’s like a new iPhone for peasants.

36:30 Hot take: keep your phone on yellow batterysaver mode.

39:20 Neil rants on the taking away of the home button as liberal oppression of the nuclear home

41:50 Everyone should have a burner phone

 

Audio credit: bensound.com