Abby Wants To Fuck Santa Claus

Happy Holidays one and all. Taylor and Abby are celebrating by talking about all the toxic dick thy're planning on leaving in 2019 and everything else they're NOT going to do in 2020. Taylor tests Abby’s Christmas spirit in a Screw or Scrooge holiday game where we learn that Abby is quite literally the grinch. They predict your Holiday Whorecast with this week’s Whorescopes for the upcoming holiday weekend. Yet another Hot Virgin joins the club, another ex is anonymously roasted on air and a new f*ckboy is awarded the F*ckboy Moment Of The Week. We round out the episode with the return of Disaster Roommate Stories of the Week and crown TWO Zang Zaddy’s in lieu of the holiday season.

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