Episode 161 topics...

1. Forrest Gump's mom having sex with the principal at the school

2. Getting out of tickets

3. Life hacks

4. The key phrase to say to get out of tickets

5. Los Angeles bad neighborhoods look good because of the palm trees

6. Maps on the phone have made us stupid

7. Memorizing numbers

8. People who lose their hand usually deserve it

9. Losing feet and feet that fall asleep

10. Abe's constipation life hack

11. Abe's clean bathroom retail space idea

12. Every business should have a Brock Lesnar type working there

13. Bizarro world update

14. Stormy Daniels is not a hero

15. Thermacuts

16. Most ripped people are on steroids