Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...

1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans

2. Sam's horrible improv skills

3. Fake live radio shows

4. Bass' Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal

5. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin Eve

6. We have lots of questions about the rapper Pitbull

7. Someone is always jerking off to your favorite show

8. Abe's snot rag mistaken for something way worse

9. Abe's horrible experience returning cable equipment

10. Other piggish operations that will be out of business

11. $5.99 haircut

12. If you can't afford to go out, stay in