Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...

1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes

2. People who tell people to say hi to people

3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe's year

4. Crack voice never goes away

5. When people know our orders, we stop going

6. People who say "Happy Ne Year" a week later

7. Small talk is Abe's worst nightmare

8. When Abe was 13 he ate 3 Subway foot long subs

9. People outraged on Facebook when businesses close

10. Local New Year's programming is the worst

11. Jenny McCarthy's obsession with Bass

12. Donny Wahlberg was a douchebag on New Year's show

13. Day time TV is all 87 pound men and 400 pound women

14. Hicks are cops of their own land

15. People have forgotten that Tyga is a pedophile