Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...

1. Podcast intros are dumb

2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist

3. Boycotting awards shows isn't effective

4. Lesbian thug stared everyone down at casino

5. If Abe were a lesbian, he would be a lip stick lesbian

6. Getting stared down shouldn't offend people

7. Guy from dealership calls Abe live during podcast

8. It's almost impossible to drive through Gary Indiana and not get a nail in your tire

9. Tim Cook took a pathetic in action picture with a drill

10. Guy who said "Google Me" at poker table

11. Poker tables are like prison lunch tables

12. Guy in gas station was praying in front of bongs

13. Sam's depressing tweets and David Bowie tribute