Episode 81 topics...

1. New addition to the "Things you can't look cool doing" list

2. Kate Hudson's new boyfriend and huge list of boyfriends

3. Bass almost got beaten up by NBA star Baron Davis

4. Abe caught in car dancing to a Kiss song

5. Sam inhales music like air

6. Guy puked on himself at Iron Maiden concert

7. Guy at gym who took Tinder pictures

8. Abe wants to hire Brock Lesnar to work at gyms

9. Talking to acquaintances is like a tree in the road

10. Cutting people out of your life is important for happiness

11. Technologically savvy ticket scalpers

12. Blanket Jackson's ridiculous name change