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These lyrics might come in handy. You’ve been warned.
It's like Shakespeare
But with lots more punching
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crushing
Like Titanic
But the boat's still floating
No it's not!
The motherfucking boat is exploding!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
Dirk Anger
Is one crazy mamma-jamma
He leads HATE
Sitting around in his pretty pink pyjamas
HATE was formed
By the Beyond Corporation
Purposely
To bring about catastrophic devastation!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a step-son?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster?
Or a pirate?
Electric emu?
A giant sky-rat?
A midget Hitler?!
Or Pontius Pilate!
Don't call your mom or your doctor,
Just pick up the phone and call!
NEXTWAVE! Wooawoaah
NEXTWAVE!
Give us a Nextwave roll call!
MONICA!
Is gonna microwave ass!
TABBY!
Is gonna steal all your stuff!
AARON!
Is going to organise your sock drawer!
ELSA!
Is gonna speak with an accent!
THE CAPTAIN!
His name is The Captain!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...
NEXTWAVE!
For God's sake, somebody call Nextwave...
Our theme music (not Nextwave's) is "Back to the Grind" by Billie Stevens.
You can find J and Lazy N Ramble On... at jandlazyn.com, or subscribe wherever you currently subscribe to podcasts, including Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, &tc. but #FuckSpotify.
You can "well, actually" us and tell us we’re wrong on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook, leave us a voice message, or email us at [email protected]m.
And we have merch! Peruse our warez @ TeePublic. Buy a shirt! Buy a mask!
Or support us directly at paypal.me/jandlazyn
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This episode is sponsored by
· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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These lyrics might come in handy. You’ve been warned.
It's like Shakespeare
But with lots more punching
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crushing
Like Titanic
But the boat's still floating
No it's not!
The motherfucking boat is exploding!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
Dirk Anger
Is one crazy mamma-jamma
He leads HATE
Sitting around in his pretty pink pyjamas
HATE was formed
By the Beyond Corporation
Purposely
To bring about catastrophic devastation!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a step-son?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster?
Or a pirate?
Electric emu?
A giant sky-rat?
A midget Hitler?!
Or Pontius Pilate!
Don't call your mom or your doctor,
Just pick up the phone and call!
NEXTWAVE! Wooawoaah
NEXTWAVE!
Give us a Nextwave roll call!
MONICA!
Is gonna microwave ass!
TABBY!
Is gonna steal all your stuff!
AARON!
Is going to organise your sock drawer!
ELSA!
Is gonna speak with an accent!
THE CAPTAIN!
His name is The Captain!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...
NEXTWAVE!
For God's sake, somebody call Nextwave...
Our theme music (not Nextwave's) is "Back to the Grind" by Billie Stevens.
You can find J and Lazy N Ramble On... at jandlazyn.com, or subscribe wherever you currently subscribe to podcasts, including Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, &tc. but #FuckSpotify.
You can "well, actually" us and tell us we’re wrong on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook, leave us a voice message, or email us at [email protected]m.
And we have merch! Peruse our warez @ TeePublic. Buy a shirt! Buy a mask!
Or support us directly at paypal.me/jandlazyn
---
This episode is sponsored by
· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app