A TortureVision Holiday Special: 

Abraham Lincoln was born on February 12th, 1809, and in honor of his birthday we watched the atrocious distortion of his real life story, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Becoming super-human by means left wholly unexplained, Honest Abe battles against an army of Confederate vampires for the fate of our great nation. 

TortureVision Rating: Abortion

Good features were better than expected. Bad features were awful, yet still enjoyable. Abortions were utter torment to sit through.

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