I like the title because it will be the April Fool's Holiday edition of Absolute Vodka. I sold the marketing campaign just a few days ago. Basically., Free booze to anyone to the point where they are the most fucked up thru have ever been. Essentlly, an Absolute Idiot .the collector gift set comes with a 750ml bottle, two plastic. Sippy cups, a Tide stain pen and lastly, bail money. As most of us know, when one enters Absolute Idiot mode we tend to spill fools and shit all over us, drop or break glassware and, if you're anything like me, you get arrested as a way to end the insanity., Only to get out of jail and say "fuck it. Let's start drinking right away. Because jail fucking sucks.