August 17, 2022

Acronyms for Satan: CERN, LHC, WWW & More

40 minutes

EPISODE 65 | Acronyms for Satan: CERN, LHC, WWW & More

Ever since its very beginning, wild speculation has circulated about the LHC at CERN. That it causes shifts in reality, leading to the dreaded Mandela Effect. That it actually sucked the earth into a black hole (where we now presumably reside). That it creates antimatter. That it is a secret temple to the dark lord of the underworld, SATAN, and it trying to open a portal to the Netherworld. That its spacetime bending properties were harnessed by American Democrats to steal the 2020 presidential election (this despite it being in Switzerland).

So it’s time now to take a look at this organization and its complex at the edge of Geneva, and the 27km in circumference tunnel ring and see what it is and what they get up to in there.

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SECTIONS

02:54 - Always Crashing in the Same Car - CERN, ENQUIRE, WWW, the LHC, ATLAS, ALICE & more

07:10 - Manifest (Your) Destiny - July 5, three operational runs, Twitter & TikTok woo,

11:25 - Quarks & other exotic particles

13:40- Strong Interaction - A FAQ about internet concerns, Angels & Demons, black holes, Les Horribles Cernettes, April Fool's

18:49 - Across the Weaselverse - A weasel, a baguette, a moth, racoons, nontroversies, swiftboating, speculation runs wild

23:18 - Higgs Boson Blues - Antimatter, dark matter, MACHOs & WIMPs, the God Particle, the Big Bang

33:55 - Satan Is My Co-Pilot - A joke backfires, Satanic measurements, an evil logo, the benefits of particle accelerators

Music by Fanette Ronjat

More Info:

The Georgia Guidestones - An NWO Billboard

The Mandela Effect & Memory (Because Reasons 6)

CERN website

Facts and figures about the LHC

The World Wide Web Project

How the Large Hadron Collider Almost Didn't Work on Wired

Conspiracy Theorists Think The Large Hadron Collider Transferred Us Into A Parallel Universe Yesterday

Conspiracy theories about CERN’s Large Hadron Collider are going viral on TikTok

SPIRITUAL MEANING OF CERN’S JULY 5TH COLLIDER TEST AND WILD CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Conspiracy Theories are wrong, CERN LHC is not a portal to Hell

Large Hadron Collider on Know Your Meme

Ten things you might not know about antimatter

CERN answers queries from social media

Angels & Demons: The Science Behind the Story

The Cernettes webpage

The Cernettes YouTube channel

Friends of Filk

CERN to switch to Comic Sans

Will Large Hadron Collider destroy Earth?

Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider on NPR

Weasel broke the Hadron Collider and sent Earth to another reality, bizarre theory claims

Baguette Dropped From Bird’s Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)

Baguette breaks collider on NewsBlog

Sep 9, 1947 CE: World’s First Computer Bug

Fermilab website

What's so special about the Higgs boson?

The Higgs Boson on CERN

What is the Higgs boson?

What Higgs result means for dark matter conspiracy on New Scientist

Could the Large Hadron Collider discover dark matter?

Breaking new ground in the search for dark matter

Does CERN Seek to Open the Gates of Hell? on Myth Detector

The Mandela Effect: CERN and Hidden, Parallel Universes

Physicists assure us that we’re not living in an alternate reality where Trump is president on CNBC

Was a Human Sacrifice Captured at CERN? on Snopes

Debunking doomsday at CERN, again on ScienceLine

10 cosmic mysteries the Large Hadron Collider could unravel

We need another particle accelerator. Don’t let these 5 myths fool you

What have particle accelerators ever done for us? on Physics World

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