This week!

— A scandalous round of Good Advice

— Viking while intoxicated

— Wedding bands of Bitcoin

— A Zerg rush on Jeopardy!

— Preliminary results from the world’s longest-running experiment

— Emus cause problems on two continents

— A very long (and Scilly) war you’ve never heard of

Oh yeah, and we got a mention on the Onion AV Club. They called us “pedantic.”