This week we suggest a surefire strategy for the GOP, and cover the funniest civil suits in US History.

This Week:

— The GOP wins back women with flowers

— The Nether Regions Strategy

— I like big rump parties and I cannot lie.

— Insurance companies cutting off your sex life to spite their profits

— The GOP plans to woo wombs

— Yo dawg, I heard you like plates

— Anne Frank’s Mormon baptism record

— Foreskin related traditions

— Rome could have learned a lot from Secretary Seward

— Shiny statues at schools

— The golden penis of the Time Warner Center

— Typhoid Mary, Batman Villain

— Reburying Greece

— Fake Floridian Ruins

— Suing objects – just go listen to the names. They’re incredible.

— How to sue the Norse Gods

— The world’s longest banana split

— Boasting about Descartes