This week we almost play the penis game with Emperor Elagabalus.

This Week:

— Anna held a python once

— Bing Maps thinks Brooklyn is just 1 point

— Duck Duck Go Chases you around the office

— Seoul National Puppy

— The cast of the jersey shore sniffs for drugs

— The cloned dog penis game

— Rats on landmines

— What the British aristocracy has in common with rat meat merchants and vampires

— It’s a really obscure holiday, you wouldn’t know it

— We need an orange on the seder LP like a female employee behind the counter

— Batman used to shoot vampires

— Bruce Wayne’s open vats

— What does it say under “Johnson” in Johnson’s Dictionary?

— Mark Twain dueling with German Academics

— The emperor Fabulous, anime villain

— Inbred aliens

— Jewish sun worshipers